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Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me episode 64

Jim Breuer's Breuniverse

Jim Breuer

Tv & Film, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4700 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Jim vents about all the madness in his life as his Mom faces her final curtain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:23.2

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0:26.7

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0:32.9

I stopped getting tattoos like at, no, it was like 35.

0:41.9

You don't see any hair in that area?

0:44.4

Yeah.

0:44.8

Oh, that's because I shave my balls.

1:01.0

Yes. That's the smart humor that we are.

1:11.6

Oh my God, that is funny! I'm I'm I'm I'm

1:12.6

I'm

1:13.6

I'm Why, hello everybody.

1:34.6

So this is going to be interesting podcast.

1:37.4

Interesting, interesting.

1:38.5

Because the more I think about it, I love being funny and I love entertaining.

1:43.5

But, you know, at this stage in my life,

1:45.8

even though I'm, you know, some will say, my God, you're so younger. And that's true. I am so

1:52.0

young. To certain people with some people I'm old. You know, it'll be 50 in June. You know,

1:59.2

some people, hey, what's it like to? You know, I see why people have been like crisis now.

2:04.6

I really do.

2:05.6

I get it because it's an age where you start summing up what you accomplished, where you going, and what you're committing to?

2:20.3

What does it all mean?

2:23.3

You reflect on how many mistakes you might have made.

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