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This is top like time machine I might need awesome paper, I'm Sam Nick did you lately say what?

I'll come along to the Melchester Odyssey. We're in the aftermath, really, of some big, big stuff. Roy, of course, is nipped down to the station to solve his own attempted murder.

Yeah. And then gone back to the match, while it's still on. It's weird. We haven't got the little strapline at the top that gives us a bit of...

Things are moving at too much of a fast pace at this stage. More of the robes. They haven't got time for any of that. They're just straight.

You just die straight. Just forgotten. Oh, fuck off. I've forgotten to do it. Straight into the pool. Bang. Straight in.

Like when you're on holiday, right? And you see these other fuckers on the, especially on the first day. Eh, is it cold in the pool?

Right. And they go and fucking dip their toes in or they go in on the steps. Like very slowly.

Right. Listen, when you're on holiday and there's a pool, just fuck, don't fuck about. Don't think.

Get in the jump straight in the fucking pool every day. Straight away. Don't think. Jump.

Yeah. Similarly, if you're on a beach holiday, don't paddle about in the sea, right?

Strip off your t-shirt, stand about 50 yards back. And then give it the old...

And just fucking charge into it and then jump in first into it. That's what I do in the Isle of White every year.

Send your soul out. Live an outload.

And that is how the authors of Reuters have done it here. They just sort of fuck all that dicking around.

Jump straight and give it the old oil away and fucking get straight into the soul.

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