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Welcome along to the Melchester Odyssey.

We're looking still at the 16th of June, 1984 of Roy the Rovers which cost 22 pence.

In Australia it was 60 cents in New Zealand it was only 55 cents in Malaysia it It was $1.45. Now why Malaysia is on the front cover?

What makes them special but above anywhere else? I do not know but there it is.

And we did the front cover and the beginning of the story last time but we kind of

ran out of time because we get sidetracked so what's going to happen is just at the end last time a TV interviewer after Rovers had won the cup said to Roy

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