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I am Andy hot poti doss and papa.

I am Sam Nifty Delaney and the animal you can hear in the background

is Cookie, Cookie Whine Delaney, who is currently imprisoned in her pen inside the Vita

Modular while we record this podcast, because I can't leave her in the house on her own

but she's not happy as you can hear so sorry if this

interrupt your your listening pleasure I will try and calm her down a bit

cookie she might have stopped I will try and calm her down a bit. Cookie?

She might have stopped.

Well, have you stopped me?

Shut it!

That's it.

Yeah, people are listening so I'm not going to shout at you with the same abuses I usually would.

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