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We're still on the 21st January 1984 issue.

We've covered the front page with, of course, the homerotic tubbler.

We've covered Roy standing, looking depressed at his office window

as Trevor Brinston and his gang surround Rob Richards for his autograph,

and basically they're trying to recruit him, I think.

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