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Top Flight Time Machine

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 169

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

David Croft, more hoarding namechecks, Roy is cuckolded, Sir John Stalin, being claggy, and dolphin-watching. (Rec: 25/8/22)


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0:41.0

I'm standing if the lady say what, sorry. That was the return of the pause. The pause, yeah,

0:46.4

that was like sort of year one really of top-flag time machine and you always thought it was a

0:51.8

power play as opposed to just my distracted mind. Yeah, I just felt like you just left me hanging.

0:58.2

I'm sorry, I'm flooding back then. Sorry, I would never do that. Okay, never mind, let's get over it.

1:06.5

A smelchester I've seen, I have in, let's just mix it up, I have in both my hands the 12th of

1:15.4

November 1983 issue of Royal Rovers, no real reason why it's not heavier than usual, it doesn't

1:21.3

need to be held with both hands, I just thought. You're holding it like a vicar may hold a Bible

1:26.7

when he addresses his congregation. Exactly like that. That's how a lot of people might see this

1:34.3

Melchester Odyssey as well. Yeah, a Bible. I just know that there is a lot of activity that goes on

1:42.0

in the betting markets in the far east regarding which hand I'll be holding the issue in each week,

1:49.1

so I thought. It's going to be specific. I'll be real lashing hold it in both hands.

1:54.0

Know how light in all sort of sitcoms and quite a lot of just like family dramas in the 70s in

2:01.2

particular and also restrictions 80s, there was always a vicar, but also the vicar always had a sort

2:06.4

of an idiotic slightly trumped up assistant. What are they called? They're the title, didn't they?

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