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This is top right time machine. I am Andy Hot Body Dawson. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.

I'm certainly delaying me so what? Well, along to the Melchist Odyssey. I have in my hand the issue

dated 11th of December 1982. Roy the Rovers. And it's very Watford Heavy. We've got Watford on

the front cover. Watford's Steve Tury watched by teammate Luther Blissett celebrate his

goal against Norwich City. And then at the top it says Watford start in sign please so there's

the Watford fucking clear in the middle as well on the set. Watford are a team on the app.

They were in this period right there. Well they were. Yeah, yeah.

Watford, a football, a soccer club that's going places. Do you want to come along for the ride?

Here's your chairman, Elton John, the singer. It's good enough for him. Is it good enough for you?

Imagine that if clubs put ads on for like just to support them. Yeah. Yeah. Have you

grown dissatisfied with your football club? Are you looking to change for someone more in line

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