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Reds. Leftovers.

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It's leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week. And as always, it's my first time reading them.

So if they suck, we'll order Joe Mackey to give

Jerry Nadler a sponge bath. Really don't have to order him. He kind of volunteers.

The O.J. Simpson estate is set to auction off a photo of O.J. with former president,

Bill Clinton. One man is famous for killing his wife and the other one for wanting to.

Thank you.

Thank you.

A new report claims Joe Biden used an auto pen signature on nearly every document he signed.

Democrats defended him saying it was more of an auto crayon.

A Cheeto, shaped like Michael Jordan, is being auctioned.

It's being auctioned off online for thousands of dollars.

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