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You know, Hold your applause.

Hold your applause. Just send photos. On Saturday, Donald Trump was hit in the face by a reporter's microphone while speaking. Now he knows how Stormy Daniels felt.

You know, the sound guy.

That's a great joke.

A fisherman from Peru survived being stranded in the ocean for 95 days by eating insects, birds, and sea turtles,

which proves one thing, he's a horrible fisherman.

What's your problem, dude?

A professor is suing his school

for losing a 380 million-year-old fossil

that ended up in the garbage.

Yeah, I was wondering where Geraldo went.

You're pumped. wondering where Geraldo went. You punk, Greg, you young punk.

You're just a punk.

You're just a punk.

A man that Washington governor, Jay Inslee, gave clemency to, was caught with enough fentanyl to kill nearly 300,000 people.

Joe Biden wasn't impressed saying,

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