From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Failure.

Jimmy, there's our guy back in action, fired up on a big Monday episode of Fox Across America.

The weekend is over.

Jim, you got to get off the damn couch.

We're off the couch.

We're off the plane, off the stage, off the TV, and we're right here on the radio where we belong with your find behind.

Three hours of just an absolute audio masterpiece coming your way.

Byron Donald's superstar congressman from the great state of Florida, he's going to be here.

And we are also going to have a grown-up talk about the war on women's sports with a fabulous

guest by the name of Jenna Berkert.

She is a retired American professional wrestler.

She's actually the head girls wrestling coach down in Oklahoma at Bixby High down in

Oklahoma, to be clear.

And she comes to us through Emily Campagna.

She's a good friend of the show.

And she is front and center in that war on women.

If you noticed at the end of last week, the International Olympic Committee banned transgender men from competing in female sports.

If you missed it, what it basically means is from now on, female softball players cannot bring their own balls.

Come on, Jimmy, 888, 78, 9, 910, if you want to be a part of the show. Also, the phone number, if you don't want to be a part of the show, we don't need you to agree, we don't care. I am not an activist. I am a talk show host. You are all welcome. Be a Republican, be a Democrat. Just don't be a bang. Happy Monday, everybody. If you're anywhere near WZFG out in Fargo, this is for you.

Just a fantastic evening put on by the great Scott Hannon, myself, Brian Kilmead, flew out to Fargo, told a bunch of jokes, did like a three-hour Q&A, and we literally ate and drank, I think, for 22 hours straight while we were in Fargo.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

It was a great way to go through Fargo.

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