Bang, happy Monday, everybody.

If you're anywhere near WZFG out in Fargo, this is for you.

Just a fantastic evening put on by the great Scott Hennon, myself, Brian Kilmead, flew out to Fargo, told a bunch of jokes, did like a three-hour Q&A.

And we literally ate and drank, I think, for 22 hours

straight while we were in Fargo.

Fact, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

It was a great way to go through Fargo.

So a shout out to everybody who came out and took pictures and signed stuff.

And yes, there was some mid-level groping going on, as there always is at these events. But the fact remains, it was so good to be back out on the road. That was my first event since Lincoln's football season. I've been here in studio doing TV and radio. I haven't gotten a chance to see my people. So it was good to see my people. And if you're one of them, you are, of course, welcome to join us in Pittsburgh.

There's a few seats left.

We're about less than 100 from a sellout.

So my assumption is it'll sell out by Saturday.

So if you want to go, those tickets available at fox across America.com.

Of course, as we get on the air on a Monday right now, the biggest comedy show in media

happens to be the Epstein files.

Trump is now calling on Congress to just flat out release them.

The Democrats are running with them as if they've found some type of administration

ending smoking gun. Wrong. there are so many disingenuous

articles being written the new york times has an article out today reminding people that trump

is mentioned a lot more in the epstein emails that have just been released than bill clinton so you're

like oh what the hell's going on here?

But then you read 32 paragraphs in and you come to the conclusion that, oh, the reason he's

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