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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

The McCusker Family Curse

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Shane retook the throne of his family basement for a night and day to preach his good word before setting off on a cross country trek. Matt is, as always, dutifully within his personal basement hatching up some disruptive tech ideas, but joins his main dawg in lying down some plans for their Sick World Order

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0:00.0

What up? You're back in the heart lane. I'm back home, dude. Back in my mommy and daddy's basement.

0:08.0

That's a good feeling, dude. I'm in my basement right now.

0:11.0

It's a nice feeling to be a mommy and daddy's. This is where you podcast the best, dude. This was the last, yeah, we did an episode down here. I'm in that same spot. It was cited by the press. The press did say that we called Southern

0:25.2

soldiers so gay. Can you believe it? How are you? Killing, dude, I'm getting my whole squad.

0:37.0

I got a, right now I'm Point Man for the whole squad.

0:39.1

Jackson's got diarrhea.

0:40.6

Matilda's being generally weird.

0:42.4

So I gotta, I have to, my dog takes dumps diaries in my backyard drops piles basically.

0:47.0

I have to watch three days I've been on dump watch being like come on drop just show me some kind of thing resembling

0:54.3

like a proto turd because when it turns when his diarrhea turns there's like it'll be

0:59.4

kind of like slippery little slugs I'm like just trust me I know about it I know when that

1:06.8

diarrhea turns what you're working with that's the light at the end of the

1:11.0

tunnel I'm waiting for the light at the end of the time.

1:12.8

That's when you're looking for the curve to flatten on the dog diarrhea.

1:15.8

Exactly.

1:16.8

You're trying to flatten that curve.

1:18.2

People were saying I'm too optimistic, too hopeful.

1:20.6

Pro.

1:21.3

Saying it's all great. How great is our God, dude.

1:25.0

He's doing a, my president right now is doing a good job.

1:28.2

My president.

1:29.0

You can slander him all you want.

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