Standing on The Gravitron

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 11.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

A very blazed Luis J Gomez sets his sick piece down and joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for what turns out to be an absolute rumpus. Shane's been MK Ultra'd while Matt is just quietly getting fatter as he rapidly ages due to continued sleep deprivation. Watch the video: https://youtu.be/Sfkxozmg7S8 Support the Dawgz and get extra stuff: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're live,
0:02.0	live, dude, with the PR Rattlesnay.
0:04.0	P.R.L. Sakes, coming for my mic, dude.
0:07.0	King of podcast, you hear the hell of the fucking man seeing a
0:10.4	podcast. It's not a secret now that I'm here.
0:13.0	Now you guys are on the map.
0:14.3	Yeah, you are a third pick today.
0:16.0	We two had two dropped out.
0:17.9	And it was like, holy shit, we never had Lewis on the podcast.
0:20.9	You don't have to say that.
0:21.9	You don't have to tell me on the third pick. You just let me go on feeling good. Do you not know how to get the best at somebody on a podcast? Let me give you a podcasting lessons. Madamshane, ladies and gentlemen. Man, I'm so excited for your sponsors to leave in your shitty studio to fail, dude.
0:38.0	And you'll come crawling, crawling, slithering to come work at fucking shat nation dude.
0:44.4	You don't think that we're thriving.
0:46.9	Yeah, nobody's on the dawlit chat digital dude.
0:49.6	Everyone pulls their own weight.
0:50.8	There's not even any money transferred.
0:52.1	It's a to it's a future company.
0:54.8	It's just like whatever the next thing after Bitcoin is. It's just after this is a company for
0:58.7	after currency. It just isn't a thing. We're just a conglomerate that just don't, you know, our finances are just all
1:04.7	conjoined in like a weird way. Yeah. Not via any kind of wallet or currency.
1:08.8	It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's a better way. It's it's unbelievable.
1:12.1	It's unbelievable what we built. It's a better way. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable what we built.
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