Brian, what is that magnificent smell?

What the hell do you have in the oven?

That would be a Matthew McCassarole.

This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who were these guys? Yeah. Welcome back to junk food cinema.

The American Legend returns to bring you back to the cutting edge of terror.

I am your host Brian Salsbury,

and I am joined by my good friend and co-host, novelist slash screenwriter, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi. And I hope you guys had a nice Thanksgiving. Sorry for the week lapse and show, but hopefully

you stuffed your faces, and now you're back to, uh, to enjoy more

stuffing of your ear holes with junk food cinema.

Hope you had a great time with the riots.

Hope everybody, uh, everybody got, uh, got something they wanted.

Of course, I'm talking about Black Friday.

Yeah, of course.

Why wouldn't you be talking about that?

That's as political as we get on this show. I want to remind you that junk food cinema is available on iTunes as well as on Stitcher.

You can also follow us on Twitter at Junk Food Cinema.

And you can like us on Facebook, facebook.com slash you guessed it, junk food cinema.

And as you move into all that Black Friday shopping, all that holiday rigmarole, make sure to use our Amazon links here on the page.

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