The MBMBaM Guided Sleep Experience for Spiritual Harmony

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Lay back. Close your eyes. Prepare yourself for a journey into sleep, guided by the McElroy Brothers and sponsored by Casper. ASMR? You know it. Stunts? You betcha. Distinctive oil stink? No sir. WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:17.3	And thank you for purchasing this audio cassette.
0:21.0	My name is Justin McElroy.
0:24.2	And welcome to the My Brother, My Brother to Me.
0:27.6	I've decided sleep experience for spiritual harmony.
0:32.5	My name is Travis McElroy and I welcome you and welcome.
0:42.5	My name is Griffin McElroy and I'm here to just align all of your junk in your brand
0:52.8	and your soul and get you right down in that fucking bed.
0:59.2	Hey, a few things before we begin.
1:03.2	First, a thank you to our sponsor, Casper.
1:07.4	This tape is most effective and perhaps only effective when used with a Casper mattress.
1:15.1	Right now each of us is laying in our own bespoke Casper mattress.
1:20.0	I've poured oils all over mine to give it a distinctive erromotherapeutic scent and it is
1:27.9	treating me so right but I have ruined the mattress because it was a considerable, it was
1:34.6	like a milk carton full of just straight oil.
1:38.4	So that's unfortunate but the smell is out of this world.
1:42.8	I have suspended my Casper mattress from fork tether stretching to the four corners of
1:49.7	the room.
1:50.7	It's created a very comfortable sleep experience but I must stay completely still or it swings
1:59.2	wildly and gives me just the worst motion sickness.
2:04.6	Do we have an offer code for this episode?
2:07.9	You know that we do.
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