The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your

oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, and they call me Travis McElroy.

Well, my name's Griffin, and I'm here to say I forgot how to podcast in a major way.

Welcome to my three dads and new podcast tour dads about dads. Okay, let me picture an alternate

title. Okay, dad vice. That's not bad at all. No, it's actually it's not very bad. No, it's

bad. It's like ad vice, but then I set it out loud. It makes us sound like Miami vice, but with

that. Well, yeah, it sounds like we're talking about vice vices for dads, which is just like,

you know, good coke. Coke for me, thanks. I don't sleep anymore, so that's my bad vice.

Last, I think we should talk about, I mean, like today's first topic is just about sleeping. So,

I want to talk about how everybody slept last night. I'll start. I was at the Cincinnati in hotel,

and I slept on a, on a, I, we ordered room service and bread pudding in various ice creams,

and then I laid upon a feather bed with my wife and child and slept 11 hours from an uninterrupted

block from 10 people. That's that bread pudding. Hey, hi, you're just closing on that

pudding. I think that's an experience you guys can both relate to, just sleeping 11 hours.

I was curious how you guys slept last night. Well, Justin, I'll tell you, last night I slept for

nine uninterrupted hours because my wife is a goddamn saint. Well, we have been, we have been

trading off every other night. So actually night before last, I slept for a total of two hours.

Last night I slept for nine hours, three nights ago, nine hours. I've had this real rollercoaster

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