The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother, and me.

The likes show for the margin era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your baby's brother, Griffin McElroy.

Was that too subtle? I tried to do it.

No, I'm actually worried that it was too blatant.

And me? No, the problem is you gotta leave that. It's gotta be even more subtle, Justin,

because the mystery of who the me is is something that's permeated all of our back episodes.

So if you emphasize it like that, it makes it sound like you're the me. When really,

isn't everyone the me? Yeah, I like to think that the listeners the me,

if you at the end of the day. But that would cut one of us out of the show, Griffin.

So one of us is the interloper. I see. I'm the comma. What do you guys want to talk about?

I want to talk about Tara's house and nothing. Nothing.

We've already talked about Tara's house. No, but I'm not on Tara's house.

No, but no, but guys, I'm late to it. So now I need everybody to rewind that clock back.

And let's talk about it with fresh new eyes, because I just started watching it.

Acting. Start the play over.

This is the panel that you pay for not taking our recommendations at face value from like the

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