Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

Two big big came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a medical tour of Miscite Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy.

You hear that? Can you tell?

My name? Did I hear me talk? I definitely heard me talk.

The sound of you talking? It's being isolated. It obviously sounds completely different to you. I'm sure because of this new acoustic treatment I had put in.

Right. All of these giant maroon panels that are lining the room of the face.

You specifically mentioned the maroon. You're always on my case about maroon.

You love this color. I mean the maroon, right? Like a really dark red.

Yeah, I guess maroon is probably that correct. I think it's maroon-ish. It's like your favorite color and it's so dark and you covered.

I never thought someday I'll grow up and I'll have a house where I have a scary room in the basement that's enshrouded in maroon rectangles of soundless horror.

You probably also never thought you'd be married to podcast royalty.

That's true. I never once when I was younger thought I would be married to podcast royalty.

I'd be prophetic of you. What's the problem with the moon?

Couldn't they at least be a different color? Like what?

Like if we're going to have giant panels, couldn't they? I don't know. Like, Prussian Blue.

Well, that's very specific. That's a very specific poll of a color.

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