Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of Miss guided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

I'm Sydney McAroy.

Well said, it's my birthday today.

No, it's not.

Happy birthday to me.

It's not your birthday. That's easily discoverable information at this point. People will know.

Yeah, but it's not your birthday.

Tell me the topic only with it. It would be a very easy intro to do to the topic if it had been my birthday. So I was just kind of going for it.

Right. Well, I was just going to say something nice. We're just in Europe looking youthful today.

I'm just saying, you know, it's the Slob carb diet. Four pounds of eating nothing but beans and I managed to lose like 20 pounds.

You look like a baby.

Baby face.

It's like I'm sitting across from a talking baby with a full head of hair and a night trap t-shirt.

Like mini babies popular. It's a toddler size. It was hard to find a toddler size, but.

You're my favorite now. I was going to see your favorite baby. You're tied for my favorite baby.

Fair enough. So that would be a good. I mean, like I've already gotten us in. I said a bunch of words at the beginning to set the stage.

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