The MattyB Blues
Back to the Barre
Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
4.8 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
We're headed on the road in 2026! Buy tickets here:
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(Apologies for the audio this week, we're still figuring out recording while on tour!)
"I wish I had been on the show with Jess, she would have made me look like Gisele Bündchen." Christi at the very least is happy she didn't have to put up with Abby's nonsense from this week's episode. As Part II of "Wild Wild West Coast" gets underway, Abby is about to push one button too many.
Specifically Abby is fed up with the Matty B music video situation, and forbids Mackenzie from filming. After the other moms attempt to let their daughters film anyways, Abby threatens to sue and forbids all the girls from performing. Everyone is mad about the situation, but Melissa and Jill begrudgingly pull their daughters from the shoot. Holly is upset as this both sends the girls a wrong message about responsibility, but also robs them of the opportunities they came to pursue. Holly states Nia will still honor the contract, drawing Abby's ire.
Meanwhile the duets about feuds has brought out the rivalry between Kira and Tracey tenfold. We get some hard accusations from each side of the fight in this episode, and there is more tea we might soon reveal (hint hint, wink wink).
Quotes
- “Oh my god it's officially one year of Get Your Finger Out of My Face! Now it lives in infamy on every social media platform ever. How about the fact I got stopped in the airport for the [Get Your Finger Out of My Face] magnets!?" (09:07-09:18 | Christi)
- “This is obviously an opportunity Dance Moms the show has provided. Why are you pulling her? She does not give a good answer." (18:48-18:57 | Christi)
- “They're still willing to go along with what Abby says. Are you shocked? No. ARE YOU SHOCKED!? No, I'm surprised they didn't bring her a present." (24:23-1:24:30 | Christi & Kelly)
- “Is this the first time Jill referred to herself as an OG?" (29:21-29:26 | Christi)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. |
| 0:03.0 | Baby, I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:07.0 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? |
| 0:10.0 | Can you come and freeze it? |
| 0:12.0 | All of this electricity. |
| 0:14.0 | Do it right now. |
| 0:16.0 | Bye, right now. |
| 0:17.0 | Turn the volume up. |
| 0:18.0 | Locking me your electricity. Hello, little bit sheds. Welcome back to the bar. This my mouth, give me your electricity. |
| 0:22.0 | Hello, little bitchettes. |
| 0:23.0 | Welcome back to the bar. |
| 0:24.1 | This is bitch number one, Christy. |
| 0:25.8 | And bitch number two, Kelly. |
| 0:27.3 | Okay, first of all, we're wearing the same glasses because I gave you, |
| 0:32.1 | Kelly forgot her, so I gave her a fair of mind, so we are like twins. |
| 0:36.6 | And second of all, for all of you people who |
| 0:39.4 | complain we have microphones we got these little microphones but they look like a teeny tiny |
| 0:45.0 | gildos turn it off if your children are in the car why do they look like that i don't know i actually |
| 0:50.9 | turn it sideways well but then it goes in my sweater. |
| 0:54.8 | Oh. |
| 0:55.3 | I have actually light pink ones and those really looked offensive. |
| 1:00.3 | That's why I brought the black. |
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