The Mattress Chick on Craig's List with Comedian Amber Tozer
Story Worthy
Story Worthy Media
4.1 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2013
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Comedian Amber Tozer was selling mattresses on Craig's List. No really, she was selling mattresses on Craig's List with no deviant sex involved. Really. Not even a reach around. Listen!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Amber Tozer, and I'm tweeting right now, but please listen to Story Worthy. |
| 0:17.0 | Welcome to the Story Worthy podcast. Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Honest Finney. |
| 0:32.1 | Welcome to Storyworthy. |
| 0:33.5 | My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Hannes Finney, and we're coming to you from San Francisco, the headquarters of Craig's List. Who is Craig? Do you know? There is a guy named Craig. He right now is sitting in the corner naked in a beanbag chair, eating chips. But, you know, he invented the world's best list. So if he wants to do that, that's, hey, it's San Francisco, man. |
| 0:55.8 | You can do whatever you want. |
| 0:56.9 | Marry a carpet. We don't care. Listen, you do find that out. You're the one with a computer in front of you. I am now that I'm thinking of it. That makes me very curious as to who was Craig and why are we looking in his list. You know what I mean? All right, I'll do that. |
| 1:08.7 | I want to... |
| 1:09.6 | Our guest tonight, folks, Amber Tozer, Amber Tozer, she brings forth the topic. |
| 1:14.7 | Basically... his list. You know what I mean? All right. I'll do that. I want to. Our guest tonight, folks, Amber Tozer, Amber Tozer, she brings forth the topic. |
| 1:14.7 | Basically, her topic is the mattress chick because she was on Craigslist as the mattress |
| 1:20.0 | chick. And Hannes and I don't have that much to talk about regarding mattresses. |
| 1:24.0 | No, no. Mostly. My mattress stories usually end in crying and frustration. |
| 1:28.9 | But I think everybody has a story about Craigslist. |
| 1:31.5 | Sherry likes to go on Craigslist. |
| 1:32.7 | I don't do it very much. |
| 1:33.6 | She goes on and she finds like free furniture and shit. |
| 1:36.0 | Your feelings. |
| 1:36.5 | Yeah, and I'm always like, do we have to go? |
| 1:40.2 | And I'm like, this is going to be terrible and it's going to be on fire or infested |
| 1:43.2 | with rats. |
| 1:43.9 | And then we get it and, of course, it's totally fine. |
| 1:46.2 | Yeah, because a lot of people, they just need to get rid of their shit. |
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