Hello and welcome to a very special mini episode. I say mini episode. I'm here with Joe

Scribbles. We may go on for an hour here about the Matrix Resurrection.

I think we should have started with a breaking podcast. We're here to shit on a movie.

If you haven't heard, Matrix Resurrections is out. We're dropping this on the dev. It's release.

Sorry, Matrix Resurrections. Sorry in advance.

We're going to do like five minutes of non-spoiler chat here. Just in case you want to know what

initial impressions are, before we sound the Matrix Siren and delve deep into what really does

make this one of the worst films I've ever seen. I'm not afraid of saying that. It's appalling.

I think the reason we're doing this is not just for the negative catharsis that we'll get.

A lot of need to get out. Genuinely, the Matrix is probably the most important movie in my entire

life and I would say it's similar for a lot of our listeners. I would say the Matrix Resurrections

for IGN type people. It must be one of the most anticipated films in the last few years.

It's one of the most important films ever made. That's not like hyperbularism. It is such an

important film. I'm sitting in front of a Ghanaian Matrix poster. That's how much it means to me.

I will hang Ghanaian Matrix merchandise in my house.

This new one, the Matrix for, is not only is it bad and we wouldn't just normally talk about a film

that's bad for a long time. It's worth seeing just because it's so fascinating as to what a mess it

is and what it somewhere in there, what it could have been. I think this is the thing

we've both discussed. We should say we saw this a couple of weeks ago. Was it two weeks?

Yeah, at least. We've been saying these thoughts for our own time. I think our recollection,

if hopefully when we start the spoilers, you have seen this movie and if you haven't,

then you don't care. We're not going to be super coherent about events. We're not going to be

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