The power of the dog, the Green Knight, and Lecresh Pizza, I think, are just some of the movies.

We will not be discussing in the IGN UK podcast, alternative movie and TV awards.

Oh, I know. I've managed to not do Lecresh Pizza.

A, two obvious movies. Exactly.

I'm not only is it too obvious from me, but B, not actually out in the UK till next year.

So, you know, I'm going to buy the rules.

Buy the rules you've set.

Yeah. Buy the rules. None of us have actually discussed.

I am joined by Simon Cardi, as you can hear. And Matt Perslow, hello.

We're going to run down three awards each that you won't see popping up on any of those

boring, humdrum run of the mill awards that we and so many others give out at the end of every

interminable year. Best director. Who cares?

Not even knows what a director does. As far as I understand, they just put their thumb and

forefinger across from each other to make a square and look through.

And then go, can we do that again? Yeah, that's it.

And if you're David Finch, you do it loads, which I reckon is just he's paid by the hour

future. Fucking 90 takes $20,000 more like Finch. I got your fucking number.

Does turn out good. I saw right. Yeah, he's pretty good, apart from bank, which I haven't seen,

but it looks boring as fuck. I enjoyed it.

That might have even won an award. Was that last year?

That was last year. I might have even given that an alternate award last year.

You probably did. You probably did. Because you're alternative, aren't you?

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