The Matamoros Devil Murders (Part 2)
Morbid
Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
4.4 • 100.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos. I'm Elena. I'm Ash. And this is morbid. |
| 0:57.7 | It's usually my stomach. Grumble. It's usually my stomach. That usually my stomach. I know. I don't know what's going on. Mine's loud. I just had a tuna sub. You did? So I'm dead just. It looked wild, but I... It wasn't good. Wasn't good. No. So we'll see how that pins. Fuck. I know. It wasn't bad. It was just like, it just didn't hit like you wanted it to. No. That's the worst. Yeah. I know. I hate that. Hopefully I don't have to run out of here in the middle of this. Hopefully. Imagine. Yeah, you won't know a listener. Yeah. So that's my lunch. That's my lunch. This bitch over here shoveled some cheese fries in. |
| 0:55.9 | She said, whatever. |
| 0:56.8 | I'm having cheese fries. |
| 0:57.7 | I did. |
| 0:58.3 | Said I won't be joining you. |
| 0:59.1 | I really wanted some. |
| 1:00.4 | I was craving some since I've been sick. |
| 1:02.4 | I got up. |
| 1:03.0 | Give me it. |
| 1:03.7 | She wasn't sure how soon she could have cheese fries post-Naro. |
| 1:06.6 | Yeah, so I just, I went for it. |
| 1:08.8 | And I feel good about it. You know? Not only that. Can I just call you a full blast? Spicy chicken nuggets. Yeah. Who is she? How do you live this life? Who lives this way? I would if I could. But I cannot. I got a six inch tuna sub, but I'm like, hopefully that's chill. Hopefully that's all right. Hopefully that stays there. I don't know. I'm like my dad. I know. That motherfucker can eat anything. I'm just my dad. I could just eat things at all hours of night. I know you're crazy girls. Spicy doesn't really bother me too much. I love spicy, but spicy does not love me. |
| 1:45.7 | That's the saddest thing. I know. I've ever heard. I did. I do go spicy sometimes. Like last night. But you pay for it. I got these little like, um, like tater top mac and cheese things that had buffalo sauce on them. Oh shit. They were good. That sounds good. You know what, though? I paid for that. You pay. I had to order tums at 11 p.m. |
| 2:02.3 | Damn. But they make chewable tums. Which, hey, innovative. And let me tell you, when I got those, Drew said, aren't they all chewable? And I said, I meant chewy. Like, chewy, like, gummy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they're so so good i had to stop myself from eating the whole |
| 2:19.0 | thing you can't just eat tom's just as a snack no there's a whole warning label on the back there's a |
| 2:24.1 | whole warning that you can't you're not supposed to have more than six in like a 24 hour period |
| 2:28.2 | i have three in case you were wondering it's's like that Melissa McCarthy and |
| 2:34.1 | bridesmaids, I took nine. I took nine. |
| 2:36.4 | I think I've overcommitted. Me with Chewy Tombs. I took nine. |
| 2:39.6 | So, |
| 2:44.5 | I mean, in business, |
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