The Martínez Cinematic Universe
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
The sound of laughter, the sun appearing while you’re out for a walk, scoring a late penalty to draw 2-2 at the Etihad, these are just a few of the things guaranteed to bring a friendly smile out of Roy Hodgson.
Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and Vish take a moment to enjoy that before settling into their seats to watch the next chapter of the Martínez Cinematic Universe. Surely, Neal Maupay is the story’s best villain? Plus, Vish compares Liverpool 0 - 0 Man United to watching an episode of Takeshi’s Castle.
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| 0:40.0 | Oh come all ye faithful! |
| 0:42.0 | Welcome to the football ramble! |
| 0:44.0 | Disappointed drawer at Anfield, but an entertaining one at the Etiad. |
| 0:47.0 | It's Monday 18th of December. |
| 0:48.0 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:49.0 | I'm Luke Moore. I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:50.0 | And I'm the Dushin' not the Roger. Hi everybody welcome to the football ramble and it's Monday but it's a good |
| 1:09.8 | Monday because it is the last one really until Christmas really comes alive and |
| 1:16.4 | gets going so we're looking forward to that next Monday it will be a totally |
| 1:19.8 | different vibe it will so hang on in there. We'll be with you all the way. |
| 1:24.4 | It's good advice. Very good advice, I think, if I may say so myself. Now before we get into the show, a reminder that you can listen to |
| 1:30.1 | Saturday's mailbag now. We do the mail bag every week and in my humble opinion it is |
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