Arnie the Cockney Parrot
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
The Carabao’s back! Today, Jim and Andy have to console Marcus after Kieran Trippier - aka one of Gareth Southgate's brave boys - suffered a difficult night at Stamford Bridge. At least Fulham won!
Speaking of Southgate, Marcus touts Steve Cooper as the next England manager now that he’s been sacked by Nottingham Forest. Plus, we hear from a cockney parrot and learn about some West Ham fans that crashed a boat into Hammersmith Bridge…
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
| 0:23.5 | Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
| 0:27.5 | Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know? |
| 0:39.0 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
| 0:41.0 | I got a hair thing. |
| 0:42.0 | This Christmas, it could be you. |
| 0:44.0 | The National Lottery. |
| 0:46.0 | Rules and procedures apply. |
| 0:48.0 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:50.0 | When I woke up this morning, all I could think about was you everybody |
| 0:55.6 | Welcome to the Football Ramble! The West London teams March on in the |
| 0:59.2 | caribou. It's Wednesday 20th of December. I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Jim Campbell and I'm Andy Rathin. Hello everybody good to have you here on Wednesday we are very close to Christmas |
| 1:20.1 | oh can you feel it Jim I I really can. Yeah, I thought you can. |
| 1:25.0 | Thanks to a friend of the Ramble, Alan Odo for sending us today's intro line. |
| 1:29.0 | Of course you can become a friend of the Ramble too by heading over to patron. com-fool slash football ramble. |
| 1:34.6 | I mean what a way to do it. |
| 1:35.6 | What a time of the year, Andy. |
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