Hey, weirdos. I'm Ash.

And I'm Elena.

And this bees morbids.

Um, this does be morbid.

Um, I got COVID from the meet and greet this week yeah she did i didn't i did and the thing is i knew i would yeah something inside told me i walked out onto the stage on sunday like to the meet and greet, and I was like, one of us is going to get COVID, and it's probably going to be Elena. Yeah, because COVID just thinks I'm... The tits. I'm great. Like, COVID's like, oh, my God, I love being there. It's because you don't sleep. It is because I don't sleep. This isn't asking for unsolicited health advice. I know I don't sleep well because I have children and stuff and family stress. Yeah. My immune system is shit. Yeah. I'm trying to fix it. But yeah, I get COVID a lot. She does. This is like her fourth time. It happens, you know. I've only had it once.

She just knocked on the wall.

Yeah, I did.

You better believe. Instead of knock on wood, you're like the wall.

The wall plaster.

Although I do, I know that you're like, you have the good blood type.

I want to know what my blood type is.

Yeah.

Because I have a pretty root and tootin immune system.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't think it has anything to do with the blood type.

Who knows?

That was like a thing people said. A past thing. I don't know. My immune system is far too focused on my IBS. It's got to deal with that for. Which you know what? I'm on a, again, like, you don't need to tell me advice,

but I am going to start looking into how to cure. I'm curing my IBS this year. Quarter four, curing my IBS. Quarter four. It's October 1st today. Mark my words, Q4, by Q1, IBS gone. Gone. I'm done. If I have to cut out cheese, so be it.

Oh, man.

I'm going to probably die a sad, unhappy death without cheese, but that makes me sad. I know. I know. I hate that for you. I got to figure it out. I got to figure it out because this life I'm living, not good. Yeah, I mean, I constantly feel bad for your tummy. Yeah, it's chronic. And by association you. And it's so stupid. Like, anybody with IBS that's actually tried to figure out their IBS, you go to a GI doctor. They, you know, you have a colonoscopy. You want to die in that moment. And then you wake up and they say, you have IBS. And you're like, oh, no,

that's crazy. Like, what do I do? And they're like, I don't know. And you're just like, okay. It's so true that that's like all they've done so far. Literally. It's just like, yeah, I don't know. They were like, you probably eat really shitty. And I was like, no, I don't actually I eat pretty root and toot.

And they're like, nah, you do.

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