This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. On the road, we've had a couple of times where, like, we'll go and do, like, live shows. And then afterwards, the fucking club will try to write a check to my mama told me. It's like, bitch. Yeah. It's like, in a company. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't feel crazy to be like, that doesn't exist. Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah. Cash. You, it's a podcast. Put it to the two be. Write it out to the local strip club. Me and my man got business to do. Come on. I'll cash it there. They know I'm coming. Call it in an order Give me crystal in the back

They already took the wheel I'll catch it there. They know I'm coming. Call it in an order.

Give me crystal in the bag.

They already took the wing money out.

I said it's Denise there.

You know it's Denise.

The government growing babies.

Microchips in your anus.

All koala bears are racist.

The ozone layer owes me money.

Martians and defended turkey stuff.

Y'all can't tell me nothing.

For the bitch you said I shot some shit up out of my dick now she's sick she better lay low welcome to another phenomenal episode of my mama told me the podcast where we died deep

deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theory and we finally

worked to prove the conspiracies of anyone truly that we're open the internet at large we're

open we we prefer black we that's my top one that's what we're aiming at but if if you're white

and you got a pretty good one we, we'll talk about it with you.

Also, if you're Asian, let us know.

Mm-hmm.

Just in general?

You got to tell us.

You've got to tell us.

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