Old Men Give You Worms (with Langston and David)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Y'all are getting a sneak peek of the magic that is our Patreon. Langston and David take three fan voice mails, and our drunk lil mommas never disappoint. Is big gay keeping athelete in the closet so that the hyper visibly queer community can continue to thrive? Is AI confusing real humans with fake reality? Does messing with old men give you worms?! Why are you asking us? We don't know anything. But we'll try to answer your questions anyway.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed human.
0:04.4	No gloss, no filter.
0:07.4	Just stories.
0:09.1	Spoken without fear.
0:10.9	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:13.8	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:18.4	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw show,
0:21.2	and the I Heart Radio app,
0:22.9	Apple Podcasts,
0:24.2	or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:27.3	Come for the honesty.
0:29.2	Stay for the fire.
0:33.6	Stop everything.
0:35.3	Put that shit down.
0:37.1	Stop making love to your significant others.
0:39.9	We're talking.
0:41.1	Get your penis out of your wife.
0:43.1	And get that pussy out of your side piece.
0:46.7	Yeah, out of it.
0:49.4	I've never had sex before.
0:53.1	We have big news.
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