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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

The Man, The Myth, The Legend

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about the show at The Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood, FL, an experience of a lifetime, and Joey brings childhood friend John Crowley on to discuss their reign of terror together in high school.

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0:00.0

Kick this motherfucker, Meal Lee. The Greetings from Podcastville.

0:29.8

The Church of what's happening now, New Testament, is coming on.

0:33.5

What is it?

0:34.2

It's September the 9th, 2025. If everything worked out right, I would have been married 36 years today and still been a fucking loser.

0:44.0

So it's the truth. I would have been married 36 years, taking orders. I would have probably been a fucking roofer with one hand by now. I would have had fucking skin burn.

0:53.6

Why would you have lost a hand?

0:54.9

Because who the fuck knows at this, you know, at the rate I was going? How are you, Cogsuck? I'm doing great, dude. Everything good. There's Lee Syatt, my fucking Cato of love. Hello. What's happening, buddy? Dude, what a great weekend. Tremendous weekend. What a, what a, like just from like the beginning to end,

1:12.1

it's just like

1:12.7

one of the coolest, I had the most fun I've had in a while. Like, first of all, and this is like a very,

1:21.6

if you had asked me two years ago, if you would ever have a, uh, a private plane, I'd be like, he would never dare

1:28.7

do that.

1:30.8

But now, like, it was, like, it was so cool to just walk right onto the plane.

1:37.6

So where, like, and then they brought food, which for you, which, you know what was funny

1:43.9

about it?

1:44.9

The difference between the flight there and the flight back, the flight there, everyone was

1:49.1

like having like half a sandwich.

1:52.1

No one ate any of the snacks.

1:54.0

On the way, like right after the show, I was going to get snack.

1:58.4

I had this, I don't drink.

1:59.6

I had two little nips of makers mark.

2:02.6

You were fucked up.

2:02.6

Dirty milligrams of edibles.

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