This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega-church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to progress.

Hi, I'm Hallie LeBont, and this is Mega coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

where we are giving our mega-church a tiny family feel by introducing you to members of our church, staff, and community.

You're going to be blessed by them. It's a treat and it is a treasure.

Well each week I'm joined by my co-hosties, the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Greyhies, everybody.

Hey, Hallie, how you doing? So great to be here.

I'm so blessed, my brother. How are you?

I'm doing awesome. I'm just on fire because this weekend with my Climax kids,

we spent a weekend giving out all the electronics to people who were homeless,

so that made us feel really great.

And it's also a good way for these kids to get rid of some of the old controllers and game consoles

that they don't use anymore and give it to somebody that needs it.

And then I had a great thing happen this morning in services.

We were handing out these. I don't know if you've ever seen this before.

Oh, a whistle.

That's right. Now what I did is I gave one of these to each of my kids and I said,

Hey, you've got to blow this whistle when you see one of three things.

Ape, vape, or rape?

It's an ape, vape, or rape whistle?

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