I Can Has JeezBurger
Mega
Greg Hess
4.8 β’ 1.3K Ratings
ποΈ 11 October 2023
β±οΈ 14 minutes
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| 0:24.8 | dot com and secure your seats today mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church |
| 0:32.5 | we are here lord we are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast. |
| 0:49.4 | Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and today we are doing life together. Getting better at that. Maybe close. |
| 0:56.9 | I don't think so. We didn't even talk about it. Oh, hi, Hallie. Oh, well, I have to, you know, not to be an alarmist right off the bat, but were you in the main service this weekend when Steve just wowed the crowd? |
| 1:09.7 | Of course I was. I mean, this weekend, that's every weekend, isn't it? |
| 1:12.6 | Well, true. |
| 1:13.6 | But this weekend, he put up a big graphic on the I-Meg screens that was an article that came out in the Washington Post. |
| 1:22.1 | Oh, I thought you meant that I was thinking at first of the meme that he put up. |
| 1:25.5 | It was the cat holding the Bible and it says, |
| 1:29.8 | I can has Jesus. |
| 1:31.7 | It was so cute. |
| 1:33.2 | And then another one that said, I can has cheeseburger and it was Jesus on a hamburger. |
| 1:39.1 | It was so funny. |
| 1:40.8 | So funny. |
| 1:41.9 | He's so relevant. |
| 1:42.9 | Oh, and to get people laughing as hard as they've laughed all week in church, I mean, you just |
| 1:49.3 | have to pinch yourself and say, this is church? |
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