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oh oh my god this is an interesting the episode. Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh my God, this is an interesting minute.

Hello, Frankie, Susie, Christopher.

I'm a middle-aged man, and I've been with my partner for 20-ish years now.

During the pandemic, she received a diagnosis of young onset dementia, probably Alzheimer's and a touch of vascular.

Needless to say, it was a bit of a kick in the fan of to get the news, and it has put a certain time scale on our future plans.

We're talking about bucket lists.

She wants to go white water rafting, etc., which I'd rather pull my teeth out, but you've got to go along with these things.

God for fuck's sake.

Most of the other early onset people we have met over the last few years have been retired Rotarian-type old cunts,

English South Coast, if you needed the context, who feel like they're a generation away from us so there's no use unless you buy watch their broken bodies wash up against the rocks and waterfalls.

Anyway, what sort of things would you folks want to do before your demise if there was a sudden ticking clock to get things done?

Basically, I'm looking for lazier bucket list suggestions of the best

and it's not as grim as it all sounds honest. Paul.

Paul, go and fucking travel and see as much as possible

and make as many memories as you can

because in the darkness of that disease,

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