May your dinners always be devoured, your risotto's rich and creamy, and your roasties always be golden with Kerrygold butter.

May your steak always sizzle, and your mash be buttery and smooth.

May your veggies always be eaten, and your plates be licked clean.

May your food always be the talk of the table

and your moments always be golden.

Kerry Gold, naturally golden butter from grass-fed cows.

Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language,

mature content and adult themes.

It is not suitable for a younger audience.

This is a global Player Original podcast.

How you do? This is a brand new bonus series of Here Comes the Gelatine with Frankie

Boyle, Susan McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd, the mailback.

If you have a problem, dilemma or issue, email hc tg at global.com, Frankie, Susie,

and Christopher will do their best to fix you.

Is this your new mailbag theme tune?

Oh yes, it's my new theme tune for the mailbag.

Ooh, do to do babadoo baboo baboo, here come your problems.

I was thinking it's kind of funny, like you listen to like 90s grunge music and they

were all on heroin, and it all really sounds like they were on heroin because it's all

like, but then you listen to like Chet Baker and he was out as nut, but he was like,

almost blue, almost you. He's just played the trumpet and he was like, Almost blue, Almost you.

He's just playing the trumpet.

...