The Mailbag: I Am Done with This World

Here Comes The Guillotine

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 686 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners.

In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...

If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email [email protected]

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0:00.0	No one can fault you for trying.
0:02.2	It's alright in there, though.
0:03.3	Yep!
0:03.8	But cooking!
0:06.0	Ahem, isn't for everyone.
0:08.3	So, your dinner party has no dinner, but at least your table setting is immaculate.
0:13.6	The candles?
0:14.5	Gorgeous.
0:15.4	Softly scalloped champagne flutes, delightful.
0:18.7	That pie might be burnt, but that speckled serving plate is straight up fire.
0:23.7	Don't worry. You eat around it.
0:25.2	A blaze of glory. Whatever happens, style it out. F and F.
0:30.2	Here comes the guillotine contains offensive language, mature content and adult themes.
0:35.0	It is not suitable for a younger audience.
0:39.0	This is a global Player Original podcast.
0:43.3	How you doing? This is producer Andy, and you're listening to Here Comes the Gillotine,
0:48.0	The Mailbag, with Frankie Boyle, Susan McCabe, and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.
0:53.0	If you have a problem, issue, or a dire need just to be heard, then email HCTG at global.com.
1:03.1	Enjoy the episode.
1:07.4	I think this is going to be quite a good one.
1:09.3	I actually think we can only view this for a different perspective.
1:12.2	Dear Susie, Christopher and Frankie
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