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The Maid Of Honor Refuses To Give A Speech Because She Hates The Bride

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Would you agree to be the Maid of Honor for a bride you HATE? She has zero plans on giving a speech at her sister-in-law's wedding, because she doesn't like her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue her boyfriend's sister asked her to be the maid of honor as you agreed out of kindness

0:06.4

But she's got absolutely no plans on giving a speech because she doesn't like his sister

0:12.3

All right

0:13.5

Yeah, I'm breath. Yeah, he's running

0:16.7

So here's the sign you need to start doing more cardio is when you run down the hallway

0:23.3

Get in here on time. Yeah

0:25.3

Cuz you were running late and birds also running late. He had a bad night's sleep, but he'll be here shortly and man

0:32.2

Mama's on a shape

0:34.2

I feel like we all just made it to the plane on time. Yeah, was everybody coming in like at the like no, I was here

0:41.2

Today was the only day I was early really yeah today was today. Perfect. It's like I knew I know right

0:47.4

On a level of one to ten how painstaking were you at 559 when nobody was in here yet

0:53.8

What when I realized it was real cuz Tommy walked in and I was like well, who do you want to read email me me or me?

1:02.4

I'm gonna go with you. So I just ready to do that to do well

1:05.7

I would love to catch my breath so if you could read that email that would be lovely. I will take my time. Okay

1:12.2

Hey, Bert show I am born and raised I'm a born and raised Bert show fan. Thank you

1:17.0

I am 24 years old and my mom has been listening to the Bert show since it started 21 years ago. Wow. She deserves a medal

1:22.9

Mm-hmm. I grew up always listening to the show on a way to school and still to this day listen every morning

1:28.2

Hence why I'm reaching out to y'all for advice

1:30.8

My boyfriend and I have been together for four years now

1:33.5

So I'm very close with the family. They mean just as much to me as my own family

1:38.6

It's only sister got engaged earlier this year and asked me to be her maid of honor. How exciting right?

1:44.9

No, we are close. We aren't as close as we had been in the past at the time of her engagement

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