The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2019
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE
Statement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma Ltd.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Alex here. I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:04.6 | Irene Hausler, Errin Page, Michaela Palmyra, Connor, Eihona, Ace Talo, |
| 0:10.9 | Julia Mayer, Brant Casavant, Tafiara, Mrs. Widger's Lodger, Wendy Kay, Matangia Coans, D.T.B.R. Daniel Simmons, Emile Johanson, Putter and Jaded, Yancey Zim, Clarissa, Emily Ricci, Opel Cat 29. |
| 0:27.0 | Thank you all. We really appreciate your support. |
| 0:30.0 | If you'd like to join them, go to W.W. dot Patreon.com |
| 0:34.4 | forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our rewards. |
| 0:37.4 | Hi, Tim here, co-creator and Captain Big Time of Stella Fermer. |
| 0:43.0 | When I first decided to pay tribute to the wonderfully successful podcast, The Magnus Archives, |
| 0:48.0 | with an episode of Our humble show, I felt it was important to get the blessing of the Magnus Archives creator Jonathan Sims. |
| 0:56.2 | When I asked him and I will never forget this, he turned to me and said, |
| 1:00.1 | No, under no circumstances will I allow you to do this and I will never give you my permission. |
| 1:05.8 | Now, leave me here in my haunted castle of screams. |
| 1:09.2 | That's not what I wanted to hear, so I turned to angry bureaucrat and CEO of rusty quill Alexander J Newell. |
| 1:17.1 | He said, what's it worth to you whilst gesturing to a burlap sack with swag written across the side? |
| 1:25.2 | At least, that's what I think he was saying, through his mouthfuls of foie gras and swigs from a flask of orphans tears. |
| 1:30.4 | So, with the full support of some of the Rusty Quill family, I present to you the statement of do I? Is there anything that happens now? |
| 1:57.0 | Oh, God help me, I'm alive. |
| 2:00.0 | Oh, the track's all saved me in a way. |
| 2:04.0 | Idiots. |
| 2:05.0 | Ooh, it's a package. |
| 2:08.0 | Maybe it's so well done on not being recycled presents. |
| 2:10.0 | Maybe it's a guide to getting out of here. |
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