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I'm so nifty deli nie so what? Surely this has to be the final episode of the Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey. We said that last time, but it wasn't. There's only something like 14 pages left in the book. Surely we can finish it off this time.

Surely!

Just a bit of an update on where we were up to. The Magic Porridge Pot of course course was given to the little girl by the old woman in the

woods if you want porridge you just say cook little pot cook and it spews out porridge you've got to say stop little

pot stop in order for it to stop the little girl has gone out for a walk in the

woods again probably to walk off all the porridge she's been eating her

idiot widow mother has decided to treat herself to

And it's not often you would call a widow an idiot. No, not at all.

Not at all. So this is a very extreme case. We never actually talked about the attractiveness of this widow, but perhaps that's a sidetrack.

Did we not?

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