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🗓️ 5 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | I gotta get the mucus out of your throat. |
| 0:10.9 | Hello, and welcome to the MacArthur's Talk Cryptids. |
| 0:17.0 | This is the scary part. |
| 0:19.2 | And I'm Melissa. |
| 0:21.1 | And I'm your official cryptologist, Daniel. |
| 0:24.6 | I thought you were a... |
| 0:26.7 | Scientologist. |
| 0:27.8 | No. |
| 0:28.1 | No. |
| 0:29.3 | A gynecologist. |
| 0:29.7 | I am an amateur gynecologist who specializes in cryptology. |
| 0:34.1 | I have no idea. |
| 0:34.7 | I don't even know what a crypt... |
| 0:36.4 | We say this every time. No, but it will... It has nothing to do with cryptology. I have no idea. I don't even know what a crypt. We say this every time. |
| 0:38.4 | No, but it will, it has nothing to do with crips. Are you asking me again what a cryptid is? |
| 0:43.4 | Not a crip. Cript? It's like Bigfoot. No, but isn't a crypt? It's like a final resting place. |
| 0:51.7 | Yeah, that's a crypt. Is a cryptologist real? There are cryptologists. Is that someone who |
| 0:59.0 | studies crypts? No, they study cryptids. They study cryptids. All right. Well, you're in the wrong |
| 1:06.2 | profession. That's what you should do in your next life. The cryptologists or the gynecologist? |
| 1:11.9 | Both. |
| 1:12.5 | Or the proctologist. |
| 1:13.9 | These are all things that somebody has to do it. |
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