The following is an at-will presentation.

I rent a room in a house from a family, and I won't give the details of what it's

like in the house, but they have cats.

I love cats, I hate living with cats.

Anyway, I have sort of my own separated bathroom from the rest of the house.

My bathroom is where the fucking cat box is.

And they never change it.

And one day, one of the members of the house, the younger member,

brought home two goddamn kittens. Now there are more cats in the house the younger member brought home two goddamn kittens now there are

more cats in the house i wanted to rid the house of the cat box so i came up with this plan of

having the cats use my shower as the toilet after which i would clean it, flush and wash.

I figured it would be easy.

I ran it by everybody, nobody was happy with it.

However, I taught one of the smarter kittens to use the shower already,

and now I'm stuck with the cat box, and she won't unlearn using the shower. That's the secret. They don't know that I taught them. I'm Ben Ham. And I'm Dahlia Beta. We're your hosts as we navigate the deep

waters of humanity. And listen to the stories no one ever tells. are entering the secret room hey guys the audio quality

isn't the best on this episode but the story is worth it i promise imagine you've got five dollars

that's it you need clothes on your back and you need food. Which do you choose? What if you have someone else to feed?

Do you steal the clothes and buy the food? Or do you buy a new shirt and slip some chips into your bag?

Picture your house. After working all day for minimum wage, you can pay the rent, water, or electricity, but not all of it.

What do you choose? Ivan had to make these very decisions in middle school.

Spotlight rise on stage left. Ivan, the protagonist, is standing alone.

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