The following is an at-well presentation.

If you have a secret you want to share?

Look, I haven't shared this with not many people at all.

So this happened four years ago when I had, I had to have hip surgery done.

So I flew to Melbourne and I had to spend like overnight in hospital.

But like I couldn't feel like anything lower than my hips.

So I thought it would be a good idea to test out if things were still working.

And by the way, it wasn't.

So...

And a fucking nurse walks in.

I was standing up.

You were standing up. Yeah, I'm standing up. Why were you like

under the cover? It's 2 a.m. and nurse walks in and she's like, and like goes back out the door

and I'm just like, oh fuck. And she like knocked, she's like, are you done? And I'm like, yeah.

And then I climb back at the bench.

She's like, here's your pills.

Well, I bet she just went out there and had a bloody good giggle to the rest of the nurses.

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