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The Secret Room | True Stories

Adoption Prank

The Secret Room | True Stories

Ben Hamm

Storytelling, Personal Journals, Story, Podcast, Stories, True, Society & Culture

4.42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

A man steals a year of his brother's life and Dahlia checks in from Italy. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an at-will presentation.

0:06.0

My secret today, I guess, is when I was in college, I was a resident advisor in the dorm for several years, and two of those years, I had my boyfriend living with me in my dorm room for free and managed to do that without anybody ever knowing.

0:22.2

I'm Dan Ham.

0:23.4

And I'm Dahlia Beta.

0:24.7

We're your hosts as we navigate the deep waters of humanity.

0:28.2

And listen to the stories no one ever tells.

0:31.1

You are entering the secret room.

0:36.0

Hey guys, I got a text from Dahlia.

0:38.7

She's in Italy right now, and she said she's busy shopping, she's drinking sparkling water and sipping wine, and she's truffle hunting.

0:46.7

Yeah, treffle hunting.

0:48.6

They do that in Italy.

0:50.4

I'm going to check in with her at the end of the podcast, but lest she be forgotten in the meantime,

0:55.4

first up today is an interview she did with Josh not too long ago. I'm going to jump in at a

1:00.4

couple of points, but you'll hear Dahlia asking the real questions. Hi Josh. What's your secret for

1:05.4

the secret room today? This is going to be a secret about how I stole a year of my brother's life.

1:12.6

I come from a family of five.

1:14.6

I have an older sister and a younger brother,

1:16.6

and we're a family of professors and engineers and lawyers and scientists.

1:23.6

And so...

1:24.6

And so, Josh explains that intellectual pranks abounded in his family.

1:28.3

On one occasion, he collaborated with his parents to fool his younger brother into thinking something extraordinary.

1:35.3

They told him that, you know, after a certain age, humans can fly.

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