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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

The Lost Stand Up Tapes

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

kathbum

Comedy

4.55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the fake giggle and broken throat she used a decade ago to do stand up. She's unearthed some missing tapes, some old, some new, all never-before-published. Also, Kerrie helps to navigate your letters about romance dramas, family disasters, and noisy neighbours.

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to telling everybody everything. How are you? How are your friends? How are your families?

0:08.5

How are the pets? How's everything going because this? This time it's quite hard.

0:14.1

I'm out of breath. I'm out of breath because now I record the podcast from upstairs.

0:19.6

And stairs are like a big physical ask for me these days. And I used to walk. I used to live in

0:25.2

London and walk what 10,000, 20,000 sometimes steps a day. And now I'm lucky if I break 400.

0:32.8

I got to start taking my phone to the bathroom, you know, get my steps up. I still live in London

0:38.1

in a way. I just kind of live on the very outskirts of London. So if you're a real estate agent,

0:44.2

if you're my real estate agent, then it is a London postcode. But if you know the difference

0:49.4

between city and country, then I kind of live in the country with access to the London underground.

0:57.1

You know, I'm on the edge and I drive now first to go to driver's license because I thought it

1:02.4

would make me drink glass alcohol. And it worked. It's not like I was ever getting drunk drunk.

1:07.3

It's just I was having lunch drinks, day drinks at meetings, never getting drunk, never more than

1:13.5

tipsy. But it would definitely mean that I would have a glass wine and not be able to operate a

1:18.3

vehicle. And I thought, well, I don't want to have a glass wine this early. I would like to be like

1:22.7

every other white mom in this country and wait until 3 p.m. So well done you. If you are using your

1:29.9

hour of government sanctioned exercise to walk outside, I think that is great. I just ate a bunch

1:36.9

of gummy clustered nerds. Do you know what nerds are? They're these little sweet tangy candies that

1:43.6

are kind of crunchy. They come in a box. They're really fun when we are young because the box had

1:47.6

two sections and you'd slide open the one side and it had orange banana and slide open the

1:52.9

other side and there'd be blue raspberry or something. A load of amazing combinations. I don't

1:57.6

know if you had those in the UK, but I know you can access nerds now. Well Kylie Jenner herself

2:04.7

influenced these gummy cluster nerds on her Instagram and I am a sucker for product placement.

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