The Loophole - Snap Classic
Snap Judgment
Snap Judgment and PRX
4.8 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever wanted something so badly you’d do anything to make it happen? Sixteen-year-old Mohamed decides to dig deep in his religion to take the next step with his crush. There’s no love like young love… especially when it’s a secret.
This story contains strong language, discusses sexuality, and mentions corporal punishment. Please take care while listening.
BIG thanks to Mohamed Ali for sharing his story with us! Mohamed is an artist and comedian, he just got back to Canada after spending the last few years working and performing in Southeast Asia. Check out his Instagram!
Special thanks to Zahra Noorbakhsh. Big thanks as well to Zaiba Hasan & her crew from the podcast Mommying While Muslim.
Produced by Regina Bediako, original score by Renzo Gorrio, artwork by Teo Ducot
Snap Music Spotlight: “Honest” by Jada Imani (produced by Dakim)
Jada Imani is an East St. Louis-born, Bay Area-raised Hip-Hop R&B artist and organizer. In addition to a whole bunch of great music, Jada recently launched a new product line called “Good For The Soul”. Be sure to check out her Patreon and follow her on social media!
This song comes to us from the compilation Water For The Town Vol. 4, a project series from SmartBomb created to raise mutual aid and awareness for various organizations and grassroots movements doing vital work right here in Oakland.
The song is produced by Dakim, be sure to check out more of Dakim’s music and follow them on Instagram!
Snap Classic - Season 14 - Episode 34
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Snap Judgment Studios |
| 0:31.0 | Okay, now you're gonna tell me I'm wrong, I know it. There's no need to write me letters. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm just trying to tell you what happened. |
| 0:38.0 | See, at our old Snap Studios building, we'd bring our dogs to work, right? |
| 0:43.0 | And I got this little three-legged pit bull puppy, Georgie. |
| 0:48.0 | The nicest, fairly as happy as Scooby Snack loving his dog you're ever gonna meet. |
| 0:53.0 | Maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed, but the best dog, and all as well. |
| 1:03.0 | And then one day, the owner of the building, one of these fellows that wears a suit, |
| 1:07.0 | but not a bad guy, he comes to me, and he tells me there's been some complaints. |
| 1:17.0 | Complaints. About what? |
| 1:20.0 | Well, about dangerous attack dogs on the premises. |
| 1:24.0 | Dangerous attack. |
| 1:26.0 | Georgie's all waggling his tail wondering which wall to lick. Huh? |
| 1:31.0 | And you've got to understand, there's certain breeds that can under no circumstances be allowed. |
| 1:36.0 | So if you tell me you have that breed, we can't allow it. |
| 1:40.0 | So tell me, what breed is your dog? |
| 1:46.0 | Huh? Well, he's obviously a pig. |
| 1:50.0 | Think carefully before you answer. |
| 1:53.0 | Well, Georgie, well, he's a, he's a greyhound. |
| 1:59.0 | Good. |
| 2:01.0 | So I'm gonna write down in my notebook here, but I have it on your authority. |
| 2:06.0 | This dog is a greyhound and not a dangerous animal. You have a nice day. |
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