Okay, so first you gotta understand, I'm chilling, chilling, how's sitting for some fancy

people.

This beautiful, gorgeous estate like something out of a James Bond movie, each of the bathrooms

bigger than my entire apartment, and I'm king of this castle for two full weeks.

All I gotta do is make sure nobody like me gets in here, private movie theater, wine

seller, infinity pool, no secret layer worth of salt can be a secret layer without the

infinity pool, so instead, in the pool I recline on the flotation device, the cocktail,

shaker, not stirred, sweating in the cup holder, even as night time descends upon the city

below, I said I was chilling, and then, then this keening, chittering, clicking, a man-sized

shadow, a specter, drops from the sky, just above the far end of the pool, terror, icy

terror in the darkness, I see him gliding, gliding maybe two, three inches above the water,

gliding directly toward me, closer, closer, and I can't even scream as this shadow passes

directly over my nose, and then I'm under the water, failing, frantic craze, running

for the house, more shadows fall from the sky, blind fear I dive, soaking wet into the house,

kicking the door behind me, and the phone rings, I snatch it up like it's holy water, hello,

hello, hey Glenn, hope you're enjoying the place, just want to let you know, if you're lucky

a little after sunset, you might see the foxes, the what? the frying foxes, and it's taken me a while,

I'm from Michigan, I know foxes don't fly, but the bats, the bats, they sometimes swoop down

drink from the pool, some of them are just huge, they're super fun to see,

I didn't notice, they let me know, I'll be sure to look out for them, sure, sure, sure,

well today on staff judgment, an exploration, a journey, a communion across space and time between

species, from KQED, and staff studios, we probably present that woman, my name is from

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