The Long Goodbye
Don't Think with Carla Bezanson
Dear Media
4.9 • 547 Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever known a relationship is unhealthy and never going to get better, yet you still couldn’t walk away? Same. This episode is about when you know it’s time to go, but you can’t seem to make it stick, why that happens, and how it finally becomes possible to walk away for the last time.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:13.6 | Hello, what's up, you guys? |
| 0:16.3 | Welcome to this week's episode of Don't Think, the podcast for, you know what, I'm going to say at this point the podcast for everyone, because that's who I want to listen to this podcast is literally everybody. If you're looking at this on YouTube, if you're watching this week's episode and you're like, your eyebrows look fucked up, thank you very much. I just got them done this morning. I got them micro-shaded, which is where they, like, tattoo your eyebrow on. |
| 0:56.3 | And if you're not watching, you're probably thinking, oh, my God, that sounds insane. It's not insane. It's lovely. I had it done like a year and a bit ago, and I loved it so much. But it faded a lot faster than I thought it would. So I had to go back. I'm doing like a bit of a winter glow-up right now. Again, if you're watching, you'll see I dye my hair, I got my lips done, I got the eyebrows done. |
| 1:11.4 | I've been using a new face misting tan. So, I'm feeling good physically. I mean, I'm not feeling good physically at all, actually. In fact, if you're watching, you'll see I'm sitting like a weirdo. It's because I fucking tweaked my back. It's all I ever do complain. |
| 1:13.6 | Sometimes I think all I ever do is complain. |
| 1:16.3 | But anyway, whatever. |
| 1:18.9 | Welcome to Don't Think the podcast for everyone and anyone who |
| 1:22.2 | whose brains never shut the fuck up and who loves to complain. |
| 1:26.0 | Please excuse me while I take a sip. |
| 1:27.1 | I shouldn't be drinking coffee right now. |
| 1:28.5 | It's like 3.30. |
| 1:29.5 | 4. |
| 1:31.6 | Okay. |
| 1:32.4 | Let's get into the episode. |
| 1:34.0 | What are we talking about today? |
| 1:34.9 | I had a meeting with my producer recently. |
| 1:37.8 | And he very kindly pointed out that my best performing episodes up until this point |
| 1:42.1 | have actually been about relationships and dating, |
| 1:45.0 | which is really funny because what do I know about relationships and dating other than what not to do? |
| 1:51.2 | But I guess that is relatable. |
| 1:53.7 | Actually, that said, I do have a boyfriend now. |
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