Have you ever been high on a hill with a lonely goat her, Jackie?

I haven't, but I have to say however lonely that goat herd was, I bet they weren't as lonely

as Theresa May in Salzburg this week.

Well, we are going to talk about that at length in the rest of the podcast because it was

quite a spectacle.

I think the aftermath has been almost as interesting as what happened there. So we're going to talk about

that. We are going to talk about the Labour conference is happening at the moment this week.

We've got the had the UKIP conference. You probably missed that one. And the Liberal Democrat conference

where nothing seemed to happen at all. And we might talk about Jeremy Hunt talking Japanese, I really think so.

Now, before we get on to the serious Salzburg stuff, Ian, are you, and I think I know the

answer to this, a sound of music fan, and have you been to Salzburg?

Such a homophobic question, isn't it really? Because you assume, because I'm gay, that therefore I must be a sound of music fan,

and you'd be absolutely right.

And I'm not gay, and I'm also a sound music fan.

The fact that I have that song on my iPhone probably suggests that I really like it.

Look, I've seen the film, I don't know, probably 20 times.

Every time I see it, I enjoy it.

It's one of those films you can see over and over again.

And there aren't actually that many of them.

The greatest showman is the other one that I can watch over and over again.

And I love virtually every song in it.

And I just think it's what probably, well, it would be my

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