The Lock Down

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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This week, Joe is sweating bullets because he's been asked to give a speak for the induction of the National Teacher Of The Year even though this week he broke TEACHING RULE NUMBER 1! As punishment, his school has unannounced lock down drill and one of Joe’s students gets a little gassy!

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,
0:04.2	I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets
0:09.1	at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,
0:15.5	Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,
0:20.6	California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,
0:26.4	Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.
0:44.3	Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast where I study being
0:49.1	social by being social. Today's episode is brought to you by the United States of America.
0:58.5	Okay, honestly, though, you guys are going to think that I'm kidding about this. Please know,
1:03.3	as much as the jokester that I am, I'm not kidding about this. I'm having a bit of a freak out
1:10.8	moment because I was contacted to be a speaker at the inauguration of the national teacher of
1:25.6	the year this year. Let's back that train up. I'm like, first of all, I'm like, cool, yeah,
1:30.8	sounds great. I'd love to do that. Sounds good. Did a little research. Pretty sure if this wasn't
1:37.3	a virtual event, it would have been at the White House with Joey and Julie Biden. Not sure if
1:46.0	you're familiar. Like, I'm sorry. Did you contact the right Joe Dembrowski? You on me? They were all,
1:56.1	yeah, it's been like a really tough year. We just need someone to like come in and lighten the
1:59.6	moment. I'm like, and you pick me. I have been called upon from my country to represent
2:09.2	the teachers of America. First question I asked, I was like, what's the line here?
2:16.9	Can I write it? I'm going to write that line. Even if we're at the White House,
2:22.3	my goal is to make the Biden sneaker. All right. I'm like, okay. Also, let's be real.
2:31.3	I'm a little bit of a hot mess. So I feel like it's going to be me and the teacher of the year from
2:38.7	all 50 states. And they're all going to be like super on top of their game. And then I'm going to
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