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TATB: Teachers Against Tiny Backpacks

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Stand-up, Comedy

5.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

This week Mother Nature gives Joe her karma by striking him with relentless seasonal allergies, all while he’s avoiding tying kindergarten shoe laces and organizing a movement against the unnecessary production of undersized backpacks! THEY’RE USELESS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

0:04.2

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

0:09.1

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

0:15.5

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

0:20.6

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

0:26.4

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.

0:46.4

Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the social studies podcast, the podcast where we study being

0:51.0

social by being social. Today's episode is brought to you by Pauline, because my allergies are

0:59.2

through the roof. I look like I just smoked eight pounds of catnip. And no, that's not me just

1:06.8

saying catnip instead of saying weed so you can draw to your own conclusions. I look like I've

1:12.6

been smoking literal catnip. Like I was too stupid to figure it out, and now I'm having an allergic

1:19.9

reaction to the store bought catnip that I put in my pipe and smoked. It is insane. Oh my God.

1:29.0

And it's Easter weekend too. I feel like Jesus pushed that rock out of the way, came up this weekend

1:36.0

and was like, just kidding. It's me, the devil, make everything bloom right now so that those with

1:42.0

allergies can suffer. Oh, and Seattle is like a beast of its own. I needed to get used to this

1:49.3

when I started teaching because literally when things bloom here, it's like everything. I feel like

1:56.6

every plant here is a pollen making plant and trees. Trees, some of these trees don't even have

2:03.8

flowers. They just drop pollen out of the friggin stems. My, this is not an exaggeration. I

2:11.2

walked out to my car from work the other day. There was a yellow film on my windshield. I looked at

2:17.9

it and I was like, Jesus Christ, I'm going to have to crush my zirtec and snort it at this

2:24.8

right because it's not getting into my bloodstream fast enough. Oh, and the kids same. I can hear

2:31.6

those little sniffles under their masks and I'm like, I feel ya baby. You had feelful? Same.

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