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It's Granny MacDuff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin. One. Once upon a time, there lived a little pirate crab called Crawford.

We've met Crawford before, remember?

When he and his father, Captain Craby, and the entire pirate crew of the wandering barnacle,

along with Crawford's friend Theodore the sea tattle, helped save Shell Island from the seagulls of the wings of doom.

Well, after that adventure, it seems life had returned to normal.

Crawford and Theodore kept in touch and tried to visit each other as often as possible.

Captain Crabby, his barnacle, Barlow, and the entire Peaky Toe Crabb crew, including Little Crawford, were sailing the high seas in such of adventure.

But it seems adventure did not want to be found.

And so they found themselves back on Shell Island, visiting their friends, the turtles.

Together again, Crawford and Theodore created adventures of their own, diving deep into the caves of fish fins, burrowing below the beaches of silky sands, racing through the jungle of two-to-tukans.

One day, they ran into an enormous orang-a-tang.

Hello, he be orangutan. Hello.

He bellowed.

Hello, Mr. orangutang, said Crawford.

I seem to drop my mango.

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